I'm celebrating my half birthday today. Today I am 58 1/2 years old.
Did you know that Giant Eagle sells half birthday cakes?
If you want to surprise someone with a special day, the perfect way to do it is have a half birthday party. They will never guess it is coming.
You can serve half a birthday cake, fill glasses half full, make a platter full of half sandwiches or half hot dogs on half buns.
The party could start at half past the hour.
For party favors, send home several half cookies in a zip-lock bag.
I'm not really having a party today, but I thought I'd serve cake to Don for dessert.