As I relaxed in the recliner this morning with my Awake tea, I looked down, and my toes were staring back at me. Normally, I don't think much about my toes, but this morning, they earned my full attention.
As you can see,I have very, very long toes. If I didn't have such long toes, I'd wear a size 7 instead of 9.5. Not only are my toes loooooong, but my big toes are very fat. They are shaped like a spoon. How many people do you know who have knuckles in their toes? Not many, I am guessing.
So there you have it. Those are my toes. To make them feel better, I try to get regular pedicures with my favorite color of OPI polish. It is called "You Don't Know Jacques", in case you were dying to know.